|Result of running Windows Vista Upgrade Advisor||English translation|
|Your computer can run Windows Vista. Based on our scan of your system, Windows Vista Home Basic appears to be the best edition for you.||Run to the store and fork over $149 plus tax per PC|
|This device will not work in Windows Vista. For more information, please go to the device manufacturer's website, Windows Marketplace, or contact your retailer.||Your scanner won't work - go buy a new one.|
|There is no compatibility data available for this device. For more information, go to the device manufacturer's website or Windows Marketplace, or contact your retailer.||We don't support your laser printer anymore - go buy a new one.|
|This program might have minor compatibility issues after upgrading to Windows Vista. For more information, go to the vendor's website||You're going to have to upgrade all the Microsoft applications that were flagged. We're not even going to tell you about all those third party applications on your system. Shame on you for not always buying from Microsoft, every time.|
Deep thought: I wonder if Microsoft counted on 2007 blogging when they made sales projections for Vista? Was blogging around when Windows XP was released?