Friday, September 17

Fort Worth taunts Plano:
we're drunker than you are!!

Men's Health magazine looked at the statistics for DWI [Driving While Intoxicated] arrest rates; alcohol-related traffic deaths; and the mortality rates for six categories of alcohol-related liver disease. When they finished with the calculator, here's how they rated 6 cities in the (Dallas-Fort Worth) Metroplex:

(lower numbers are better)
 9. Plano       B+

30. Garland C+
58. Dallas C-
60. Irving C-
72. Arlington D+
73. Fort Worth D+
The worst city in their study was (surprisingly?) Denver, and the best was Montgomery, Alabama with Birmingham not too far behind (assuming either city still exists, after Hurricane Ivan came to visit).

Here's the article: Is Your City Sloshed?

Thursday, September 16

Quick: which is cheaper?

The Man should mandate that retail price comparisons (on the shelf, and in advertising) be standardized at dollars per liter versus price per unit. Will this happen in my lifetime? Not a chance.

I love reading grocery ads to try to determine who has the best prices that week. Yesterday, I needed Diet Coke and milk, so I opened the paper and had to guess which was cheapest:

1) ten 2 liter bottles for $10;
2) two 12 packs (12 ounces each) for $6;
3) two 6 packs of 0.5 liter bottles for $5;
4) one 12 pack (12 ounces each) for $2.99;
5) one 2 liter bottle for 79c

Sure, I could've tried to do this in the store, but the Unit Price is often hard to determine, since the store calculates items differently (the "unit" in a 12 pack of cans is the price per can, not the price per ounce, and then how many ounces are in a liter?)

So, I converted everything to dollars/liter to find:
qtyvolumeprice$/L
102 liter bottle$100.50
212 pack 12 ounce can$60.71
26 pack 1/2 liter bottle$50.83
112 pack 12 ounce can$2.990.70
12 liter bottle79c0.40
13 liter bottle1.790.59

Next, I compared two ads for milk:
qtyvolume$ price$/L
1064 ounce$100.53
21 gallon$50.66
11 gallon$3.190.84

I usually buy the 3 liter bottle of Diet Coke for $1.79, and (if I can't find it on sale) the gallon of milk for $3.19 .. which explains the last entry in each table.

Tuesday, September 14

rocket surgeons in our midst

The local US Congress race (TX-32: Frost v Sessions) is getting uglier each day, and is apparently being watched nationwide. During one of last years' special sessions of the Texas legislature, the GOP gerrymandered some districts (remember when the Texas Democrats left the state en masse, first for Oklahoma, then New Mexico, to stall that effort?) so that more Republicans would be elected; this district is a test of that tactic.

Both campaigns have yard signs ... ranging from small ones to 4x4 foot signs, which are impossible to ignore. Pete Sessions (4 terms in office) has REPUBLICAN at the bottom, while Martin Frost's (13th terms) don't mention his party. That's because Frost (26 years in office, versus 8 for Sessions) knows that the party label is what Texans vote for .. not the candidate. Martin Front's 4x4 foot yard signs lists his website, but Sessions does not .. which is just bizarre. Maybe it's someplace in the small print, which appears to be in 6 point type and hence invisible from a moving vehicle.

I spotted one of Frost's 4x4 signs that has been defaced -- with the word DEMOCRAT in neon-pink letters. I'm guessing the (rocket scientist) culprit didn't know how to draw a 6-sided yellow Star of David; there are few classes on How To Be Derogatory.

Sunday night, Sessions and Frost held the first of five (5) planned debates, but I couldn't find it. Hmm, maybe it was on TXCN (Texas Cable News, which is probably losing millions). The next one is October 6th at Mountain View College in Dallas (southwest of downtown).

Monday, September 13

okay, now I'm armed to the teeth .. what next?

Well, the lines at the gun store were long, and the prices high, but (thanks to GWB) I'm now the proud owner of an AK-47 assault rifle. I paid the bribe extra fee to take immediate delivery, so as to avoid that annoying 3-day waiting period. I'm so happy W didn't extend the ban. I was also thrilled to see that armor-piercing bullets were on sale!

I wasn't planning on getting one, but most all my neighbors said they planned to arm themselves (just in case the Democrats win in November, then come to take our guns, rape our women, and eat our household pets), so I knew I had to do likewise.

I'll do a little target shooting tomorrow, when the squirrels come out to play. After all, the guy at the gun store said I should tell anyone who asks, that this is for sporting use only.

Saturday, September 11

9/11 (2001) was NOT "an interesting day"

Phil Rosenzweig (and 2,748 others - including 343 firefighters) died 3 years ago today. Phil was on American Airlines Flight 11 - the first plane to hit the World Trade Center. I wouldn't call Phil a close friend, but we knew each other from attending meetings together. I knew him as a very likeable and competent manager of a SunSoft (Sun Microsystems software) group based in Chelmsford, Massachusetts.

Phil was on that BOS-LAX flight that would never arrive; it was a routine business flight that turned into disaster. I'm guessing he never knew what hit him, since it wasn't an obvious conspiracy until the 2nd plane hit Twin Tower #2. I suspect the hijackers told the passengers that they were "returning to the airport" and that this would be all One Big Inconvenience. Actually, the government most likely did know that this was a conspiracy sometime before plane #2 crashed (read Wood/Thompson's article, below).

Today, I thought of Phil as I searched the web for a simple timeline of the 9/11/01 events, and wandered across Allan Wood and Paul Thompson's detailed article, published last year: An Interesting Day: President Bush's Movements and Actions on 9/11, which I hereby classify as a Must Read by anyone planning to vote in November.

After reading it, ask yourself if we can stand 4 more years with Mr. Decisive in office. Note that "an interesting day" are W's own words to describe 9/11, almost four months later (presumably after he digested "The Pet Goat" story being read to a classroom full of second graders).
By the way, I'm willing to give anyone the benefit of the doubt when there's an occasional verbal faux pas, but there are well-documented daily quotes showing that W doesn't have the brains to make ice, much less foreign policy.

Last Saturday's gaffe shows that he can't even count to 3 without screwing up ("Four years ago -- well, none of us will ever forget that week when one era ended and another began. On September the 14th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I'll never forget. -- George W. Bush, September 4, 2004")

For more of W's gaffes, see either Yahoo or Google (the ranking of the results are interesting, by themselves, but that's another topic).
(now back to those Powerful Second Graders:) When the President of the United States puts more weight on a photo opportunity than defending our country, he has shown me the extent of his moral character (or lack thereof). This is simply inexcusable; he should've been tried for treason and not allowed to remain in office. However, that would've left us with President Dick Cheney (the same one who is now backpedaling from his reprehensible quip that if Bush is not re-elected, al-Qaeda will strike us again).

The GOP then had the audacity to deride Senator Kerry about voting against an appropriations bill that would have given a no-bid contract to defense suppliers (think: "sole source" and Halliburton (Cheney was CEO there before becoming VP) and you'll get the picture).

The more I read, the less I think of this as "the Bush administration" than I think of it as "the Bush regime". Welcome to America; please think the way we tell you.

Rest in Peace, Phil. I'm still thinking about you. Come November, I will do the right thing.

Friday, September 10

dearth of breakfast: woe is me!

Okay, I'll admit it; I'm a breakfast junkie. So, I'm especially irritated when my favorite breakfast places disappear. At Coit & Campbell (SE), both Charlie D's and Crescent City Beignets have closed, leaving Nikki's Cafe as the only breakfast spot in that area (I don't count Whataburger or Starbucks). Also, Gilbert's NY Deli on Beltline (which had The Freshest Omelets In The World) just vanished.

Now I'm left with opposite ends of the Breakfast Spectrum: La Madeleine French Bakery & Cafe (and their yummy Strawberries Romanoff) versus Bic's Coffee Shop, which redefines the word BeerBiscuits. Hmm. Sadly, you can't find a good Cat Head Biscuit in Dallas, far as I know.

Given Crescent City's departure, I'll have to make my own beignets (one website described them as a cross between a French pastry and a doughnut)! Fortunately there is Cafe Du Monde® Beignet Mix (available at Kroger) which is supposedly best prepared with cottonseed oil! Michelle spotted (Turkey Gold brand) cottonseed oil (from PYCO Industries) at Academy Sports & Outdoors, in the Outdoor Cooking section. Yeah, sure .. I would've thought of going to a sporting goods store for cooking oil, sure!

Good news: Bagelstein's relocation to Coit & Arapaho (NW) has been successful (I've breakfasted there twice since The Big Move from Spring Valley Road), although I wonder if their old customers have found them.

Finally, due to tens of thousands of requests, I posted yesterday's Sundry on Thursday. This should restore calm to the world.

Thursday, September 9

Michelle meets Jack Ben Rabbit

Almost everything you ever wanted to know about The Freeways of the Metroplex is on TexasFreeway.com, but I couldn't find a traffic report there, just static content. How boring! I finally found a live feed on a local TV station's website, thus skillfully weaving Michelle (via her trusty Toyota Prius) out of Dallas and into points west.

I envy Michelle! Today she was exploring - specifically, for Odessa's (unofficial?) mascot: Jack Ben Rabbit. I found some hare-raising online articles from June 2002 and June 2004 - the stories are in the Odessa American Online. Jack Ben Rabbit had been "borrowed" from its original Lincoln Street location a few times, so The Powers That Be moved him permanently to a more secure location (?) at the Ector County ISD's Administration Building. Recently, miniature ("art is in the eye of the beholder") replicas of Jack Ben Rabbit have appeared around Odessa.

Sadly, Beta (the Wonder Dog) is in mourning; her New Best Friend (who concocted Beignet Liver for her, and Electric Green Key Lime Pie for Gene Bob) has left, in search of adventure (described above).