spinoffs

I continue to be amused by Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight Guy but I have to wonder how many episodes they can do before we've seen all there is to see? I started thinking about what spinoffs they could do:

Queer Eye for the Bowler
(their makeover revolves around the haute couture Which Is Bowling)

Queer Eye for the Mime
(they do a makeover of his tiny invisible box)

Queer Eye for the Sociopath
(as they work, they find body parts throughout the double-wide trailer)

Queer Eye for the Farm Guy
(the Fab Five travels to Arkansas and have no access to anything but Wal-Mart)

and the ultimate spinoff:
Queer Eye for the Queer Guy
(for those gay folks who have no sense of style: you know who you are!)

GoogL'ost: The Foot in Mouth award (oddly enough, on the British Plain English Campaign web site)