Richard Clark was on The Colbert Report (hyping his latest book - The Scorpion's Gate), and offered some new terms that Donald "Duck" Rumsfeld wants us Red Blooded Americans to use:
old: War On Terra (as pronooncified by President Quagmire)
new: GWOT (Global War On Terror)
old: insurgents
new: ELGI (Enemies of the Legitimate Government of Iraq)
Please begin weaving "ELGIs" and "GWOT" in your everyday speech; America will be safer for it. Thank you.
We now return to your regular programming.
PM update: HayJax fetched Rambo, after we lunched at The String Bean (specializing in Comfort Food). Beta wandered through the house -- once -- looking for him, but quickly lost interest and settled in for a long winter's nap.
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