Thursday, February 2

human-animal hybrids

Tuesday night, President Quagmire told the nashun that he wants "a constitushional ammemmunt" to make human-animal hybrids illegal. Although it may not have been obvious, He's (no doubt) talking about this trio:

human-fish .. human-wolf .. human-?? ..

Okay, so he really just said he wants the Congress to Passalaw.

1 comment:

Bob Merkin said...

hey, this human-animal hybrid thing is SERIOUS! I got photographic evidence:

Science is Bush's strong suit. He believes it's important that schoolkids also learn that the world was created in about 4004 BC.

I'd kill for his science and math report card grades.