Q - How do you tell when A Clinton (*) is lying?From the news reports I'm seeing, Pennsylvanians are susceptible to The Clinton Lie of the Day .. more than any issue that's really meaningful. As least Texas will have someone to look down upon.
A - Its lips are moving.
(alternate answer: it depends on how you define "is")
* Bill or Hillary, doesn't matter
Meanwhile, I have to go dodge some more snipers at the car wash. At 3am. Oh wait .. I misspoke. I was tired. I didn't hear the question. Do you like my stylish pantsuit?