memo to Pennsylvania

As you listen to the two remaining candidates crossing your state, remember this quip:

Q - How do you tell when A Clinton (*) is lying?

A - Its lips are moving.

(alternate answer: it depends on how you define "is")

* Bill or Hillary, doesn't matter

From the news reports I'm seeing, Pennsylvanians are susceptible to The Clinton Lie of the Day .. more than any issue that's really meaningful. As least Texas will have someone to look down upon.

Meanwhile, I have to go dodge some more snipers at the car wash. At 3am. Oh wait .. I misspoke. I was tired. I didn't hear the question. Do you like my stylish pantsuit?