how soon before I can vote for him?

News item (slightly modified):

The youngest son of Florida Governor John Ellis Bush ("Jeb") was arrested early Friday (16.9.5) and charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest. John Ellis Bush Jr, 21, was arrested by agents of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission at 0230 on a corner of Austin's Sixth Street bar district, said commission spokesman Roger Wade. The nephew of President Quagmire was released on $2,500 bond for the resisting arrest charge, and on a personal recognizance bond for the public intoxication charge.

"Like uncle, like nephew", I always say.

Maybe Daddy Jeb (not to be confused with Uncle Jed) will sign him up for a couple years with the Florida National Guard?

Little known fact: Jeb Junior called his older bubba (George Prescott Bush) to bail him out of jail, but "Pee" told him to "Suck It Up!" and "Be A Real Man, like your Uncle Quagmire!" Ah, a tight-knit family.