This is the happiest day of my life. Well, since Nixon resigned, and Gerald "NASA Scientist" Ford took over.
Deep Thought #76: Compared to President Quagmire, "Gerry Ford" does seem to be a rocket surgeon! And ditto for J Danforth Quayle! Proud Republicans, all ...I now return you to your regular programming, already in progress.
PS: don't miss this gem: KKK supports Texas Proposition 2