Wednesday, October 5

how to annoy Big Tex


Hmm .. today's Wednesday, and the promo says:
It's that time again for the State Fair of Texas and "It's A Fair Deal!"

Bring three canned food items to the State Fair on any Wednesday and gain admission for $1. Hang out with Big Tex and support the (North Texas) Food Bank.
I wonder if Big Tex would get annoyed if I did show up, and tried to hang out with him?

Will we be able to mosey through the fairgrounds, with him pointing out the sites to me? Will he be My Bestest Friend, even after the fair? How many Fletcher's Corny Dogs will he eat in a single setting? Will he make a good house guest? Does he have his own security staff? What if I tried to climb his leg, just to say "Howdy"? Why haven't I read about anyone who tried this stunt?

1 comment:

Michael said...

Hey Bubba ...

You left out the best part of the whole fair.....

The 800 pound likeness of Elvis..... in butter ......