"Be prepared for allergies today! This is your Allergy Alert letting you know that allergy conditions in your area have reached a medium to high range."Why is this funny? Because, at levels of 4.2 and 4.4 (on a scale of 12) this is about as low a level as it ever gets here in Dallas. Maybe I've blocked it from my mind, but I can't remember when the reading was ever in the "low" (below 4) category .. even in the Dead Of Winter.
I therefore interpret their Alert to mean it's reaching a low watermark, so we can all run outside and play!