So .. what is it with the $10 bill that makes merchants want to hoard them? Or am I just imagining things?
* $2 bills? Yeah, right. Like you've seen one of those outside a theme park, or a survey, within the last twenty years.When Gene Bob becomes King, he'll make the $1 bill (paper) illegal, and mandate a redesigned $1 coin (maybe with a hole in the middle). I'll also get rid of the penny (1¢ coin) and replace it with a 2¢ coin, with Dilbert's face on the front. All change would be rounded to the nearest 2¢.
Deep thought #666: have you ever noticed how members of the KKK won't accept a penny as change, because it has Abraham Lincoln's photo on the face? I suspect they think a penny in their hand would burn through their flesh.And everyone would live happily ever after. The End.