President Flipper

Gotta laugh at the continued incompetence of President Quagmire. Yesterday, He says the War On Terror can't be won, at which point the Democrats immediately began humping his leg. Oops .. Today he recants ("made a boo-boo"), and says the War On Terra can be won. What a flip-flopper!

This reminds me of the time when The Penguin Dick Cheney bashed Senator Kerry for using the word "sensitive" and then President Quagmire used The S Word about 24 hours later. Good thing those two work So Well Together. Oops .. forgot that Team Thing was just a façade .. more CFRP Spin Doctoring. Oops .. that's redundant, isn't it?

Gotta give the CFRP credit: every speech sounds like every other speech (they've become the Masters of Talking Points), so .. if you've heard one Kerry-bashing, you've heard them all. This goes back to the awful days of Ronald Reagan, when he Governed By Sound Bite, as if everyone in America suddenly contracted Attention Deficit Disorder and couldn't think for themselves.

It helps to balance what they say, by what you see with your own eyes. Supposedly the Swift Boat Liars For Bush only spent $2M, versus $42B (!) spent by MoveOn.org .. although the Swift Liars must be getting a great TV rate, since I haven't seen much-if-anything from MoveOn. I must be watching The Wrong Channel again.

The CFRP says the Democrats made themselves out to be something they're not - tough on terrorism (in Boston) and then turn around and made themselves out to be something they're not - moderate (in New York) barely 30 days later. These Radical Rights are trying to make themselves look like Normal Human Beings, when in reality they're being dragged around by their nose rings by the (Fundamentalist) Radical Right death squads of their party. Both parties just reek of slime, although only one party has Made Slime Into An Art Form.

Bizarre web site of the week: JohnKerryIsaDoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway (thanks to Michelle for the spot)

I think I'll just watch cartoons for the rest of the week, until New York is returned to the residents. Trivia: Democrats outregister the CFRP 5:1 in New York City.

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I spotted something about BlogOn 2004 in someone's LinkedIn profile, so .. curious me .. I tracked it down. Turns out the event was July 22-23. Oh well ...