Christmas Shopping By Phone

<telephone rings>

Gene Bob:       Hello?



elderly woman:  Do you have any women's nightgowns?



Gene Bob:       Uh, no.  

                I think you've reached a wrong number.  

                This is a house.



elderly woman:  Oh, I think I have.  Sorry.

<click>

... and then I checked my closets, just to make sure. Indeed, I have no women's nightgowns.