Wednesday, December 15

Christmas Shopping By Phone

<telephone rings>
Gene Bob:       Hello?


elderly woman: Do you have any women's nightgowns?

Gene Bob: Uh, no.
I think you've reached a wrong number.
This is a house.

elderly woman: Oh, I think I have. Sorry.
<click>

... and then I checked my closets, just to make sure. Indeed, I have no women's nightgowns.

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