Friday Five

You have just won one million dollars.

Who do you call first?
Matthew P Brumley

What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
a jar of stewed beets

What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
a new orange shirt to match Matthew P's orange socks

Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
Yes. The remaining $999,985 will be split between America's Second Harvest and the SPCA of Texas - both worthy causes.

Do you invest any? If so, how?
Yes. I invest the remaining funds in whatever venture is recommended by the Psychic Friends Network (but I'm sure they already knew that -- they're psychic, ya know)

Spotted: GuardOS for secure computing, sitting between the computer hardware and the JVM (Java™ Virtual Machine)